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Friday, February 16, 2007

Jokes - 3 Dillies

"What would you do if you bought a girlie magazine and found your wife's picture in it?"

"Get my money back."

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She sent her picture to a lonely hearts' club, but they weren't that lonely.
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"Why can't a man who lives in the United States be buried in Canada?"

"Because he's not dead."

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