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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Just Trying To Be Nice

A priest was performing last rites on a dying man. "Renounce the devil!" he said. "Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

The dying man said nothing.

The priest repeated his order, but still the dying man said nothing.

"Why do you refuse to renounce the devil?" the priest asked.

With a gasp, the man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

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