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Monday, December 24, 2012

Joke time


As the anesthesia wore off after his back surgery  a man slowly opened his eyes and saw his wife sitting by his hospital bed.

"You're so beautiful," he said and promptly fell back asleep.

Since his wife hadn't heard her husband say anything that sweet in years, she decided to stay by his bedside. Half an hour later his eyes fluttered open again, and when he saw her he said, "You're so cute."

"Cute?" she said, unable to hide her disappointment. "What happened to beautiful?"

"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

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